A letter arrives in your mailbox. It reads, "Attention: Mister Calico Tillerman, Shire Brewmaster".
Inside, you find a letter penned in bold, sweeping strokes.
Mister Calico Tillerman,
My name is Tulk and I write you at the behest of Lord Bósi and Lord Brogur, Longbeard dwarves of the most courageous and upstanding character.
High in the Misty Mountains lies the great stronghold of dwarves called Khazad-dûm. Many centuries ago, the rightful lords of this magnificent fortification were wrongfully and violently expelled, forced into miserable exile. Long have the dwarves endured this terrible injustice and long have they waited to reclaim their ancestral homes. After many years of preparation, Lord Bósi and Lord Brogur have assembled the invincible Iron Garrison expedition for purpose of reclaiming Khazad-dûm and winning the right of return for all dwarves.
An expedition comprised of so many brave and hearty dwarves also requires great stores of material and provisions. Due to an unforeseen difficulty, a goodly quantity of ale secured for our foray was rendered unsuitable for consumption. Seeking to rectify this situation, I was tasked by Lord Bósi to find a Brewmaster of surpassing skill, versed in the making of proper dwarven ale. After numerous inquiries with regards this matter, the name Calico Tillerman was often mentioned with high praise.
At the order of Lord Bósi of the Longbeards, I do hereby extend to Mister Calico Tillerman the honor and privaledge of working for the Iron Garrison as head Brewmaster. In exchange for your services and agreement to serve the Iron Garrison for a period of one year, you will receive hearty compensation, a number of assistants to expedite your work, and lodging within our Company. Never before have the Longbeards extended such high honor to a hobbit, but your accomplished history speaks to your character with such favor, Lord Bósi feels the exception both warranted and necessary.
Please find enclosed full directions to the Iron Garrison staging area in High Hollin of Eregion, a letter of introduction, and a small stipend to cover your travel expenses.
We eagerly await your arrival as Shire Brewmaster of the Iron Garrison.
Sincerely,
Mister Tulk of the Longbeards
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